On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No subtext here. People are naked.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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