Come see our sink grown plant.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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