pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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