Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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