...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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