she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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