Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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