They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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