From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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