he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
