): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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