After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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