Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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