all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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