that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
