The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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