True but thats because hes a fetus.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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