yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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