so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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