Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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