i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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