32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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