What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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