my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm at about main and main street
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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