I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In other news, I just burned my penis
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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