I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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