I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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