Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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