I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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