ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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