but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize