Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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