That's intense
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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