White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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