I wanna passion pit in your ass
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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