just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
do herpes really smell.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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