chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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