why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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