you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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