She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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