her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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