He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
