omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I need to align my fucking chakras
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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