i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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