soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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