See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm too high and old for this...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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