fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
did i just pee glitter
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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