Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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