ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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