If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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