How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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