yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
FUCK WHALES
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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