we have officially mastered the walk of shame
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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